Savannah stories from the last few days

Jesse is in Arizona for a few weeks for work. Savannah has been quite obsessed with talking about "work trips." The other day we were outside playing, and Savannah said, "I have 6 people in my family." I was completely confused, and asked her if she could tell me their names. She listed Mommy, Savannah, Lincoln, Starsky (dog), Molly (turtle), and Snow White (fish). I asked about Daddy, and she said, "My daddy is on a work trip." Apparently that means that he isn't in our family anymore.

Savannah also loves to play on the computer. She's pretty good at it too. She will sit and play on nickjr.com all day if I let her. Today Lincoln was being grumpy, and since I was already sitting at the computer I went to youtube and turned on a Wiggles clip for him. Savannah came in and started watching it with us. I put on one of the longer Wiggles clips, and went to start dinner (it was like 4 minutes long or something like that) Anyhow, I came back, and they are watching a youtube Dora clip. I asked Savannah how she got to Dora, and she said that she didn't know. Then I noticed that it wasn't normal Dora. It was a spoof of Dora that was completely inappropriate! I hurried and switched over to the nickjr website. I guess I have to start watching her Internet usage already!

This one isn't so funny. Its really gross. Well, actually I bet it is really funny if you aren't me. Gabbi came over tonight to watch a movie. Well, Savannah wouldn't go to sleep because she was excited to see Gabbi, so I let her watch with us. Now, Savannah still sleeps in diapers at night. I want her to be night trained (next month will be 2 years that she has been day trained) but she clearly isn't ready. Anyhow, since she wasn't going to bed she wasn't wearing her diaper yet. About halfway through the movie I was woken up by warm liquid all over my lap. Yep, she peed on me! Nope, that isn't the grossest part. I told Gabbi what happened, and somehow that led to conversation. We ended up talking forever. Probably a good hour later we were still sitting there talking when suddenly I felt a new wave of urine. That time it was like a freaking dam breaking. I swear I wouldn't have been any wetter if I had skipped the middle man and peed my own pants. I was literally wet down to my ankles! I was forced to get up and put her in bed (in a diaper) and change mid-conversation. As I was putting her down she was dead asleep and I said (to myself), "What does she hold it all day, so she can pee at night?" and she answered in her sleep, "Yes."