Get Your Weekend Funnies Here

Savannah was on a roll this weekend. As my sister said, she definately inherited my quick wit. I can't remember all of them, but here are a few of her funnies from the weekend.

Time.
It was just she and I at church this week, so I left my church bag at home. About halfway through Sacrament meeting she was bored out of her mind and wanting to color, so I found a pen and a paper and started writting words for her to sound out. After the third one she looked at me and said, "Mom, I don't have time for this today."

Headache.
As we were leaving church she and I had the following conversation.
S: Jackson in my class gives me a headache.
Me: That's not very nice.
S: Well he's not very nice. He's so loud that he gives me a headache!

Baby Helper
Savannah kept saying all weekend that she was the baby helper. As we were walking up from the cove Cosette was babbling the following conversation ensued.
Camille: Savannah do you know what Cosette is saying?
Savannah: (in a "You are so dumb" tone) No, I don't understand babies, I talk to babies. I'm the baby helper. I help the babies. I help Noah and I help Cosette.
Me: What about Tanner?
Savannah: Well, Tanner is a screamer and I don't help screamers.

Noises
We were at the resturant last night and something was making a loud sound that sounded well, like a fart, over and over.
Jesse: Hey Savannah is something making a fart sound?
Savannah: (no pause) that was me.
Jesse repeats the story to Erik.
Savannah: It was me.
She knew it wasn't her, she was just trying to be funny.